The Simpsons once did a "Planet of the Apes" musical, and to this day I routinely get a song from it stuck in my head that goes: "I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z. / No you'll never make a monkey out of me. / Oh my god, I was wrong! It was earth all along. / You finally made a monkey...out of me!" Anyway.
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